I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize