I hope mine doesn't look like that
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I deserve this hangover.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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