Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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