I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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