That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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