dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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