Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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