So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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