I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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