We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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