Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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