North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just high enough for therapy.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
