Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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