I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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