nutella sex= disaster
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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