you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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