and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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