What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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