That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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