Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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