You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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