i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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