she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry about my life...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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