if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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