It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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