I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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