So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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