what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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