She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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