So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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