And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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