that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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