i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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