Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
No subtext here. People are naked.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
and you fell through a lawn chair
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