All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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