her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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