My nipple is on Facebook.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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