We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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