rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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