You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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