I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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