Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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