Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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