I am in a vortex of obligation.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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