Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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