mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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