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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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