have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize