its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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