Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
