i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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