We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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