the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
