Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize