gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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